it felt like people were more energized this halloween than the past few years so i’m hoping with it falling on a friday next year everyone’s gonna show up and show out

I was dressed in my Marge Simpson onesie to hand out candy, these were the highlights:

-Group of preteens who saw me a few houses over and yelled “is that Marge Simpson handing out candy?”

-Toddler dressed as Pikachu with her dad dressed as Ash. She asked who I was and when she obviously didn’t know from my answer he dad said “That’s from a show daddy watches.” So she turned to me and said “that’s a show my daddy watches”

Trick or treater’s mom was shocked when I knew her son was dressed as Freddie Fazzbear

perhaps it’s the horrible depressive state i’m already in but seeing a brief clip of those costco children on jimmy fallon made me want to sob and tear my hair out. what are we doing.